Horror Carol: O Deathmas Tree / Merry Christmas, Darling

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🎢 πŸŽΆπŸ”« πŸ’£ πŸ”ͺ πŸ—‘πŸŽΆ 🎢

O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!

Thy leaves are so bloody.

O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!

Thy leaves are so bloody.

🎢 πŸŽΆπŸ”« πŸ’£ πŸ”ͺ πŸ—‘πŸŽΆ 🎢


Not only red when a dead body is here,

especiallyΒ when it’sΒ knifed and speared.

O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!

Thy leaves are so bloody.

🎢 πŸŽΆπŸ”« πŸ’£ πŸ”ͺ πŸ—‘πŸŽΆ 🎢


O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!

Such pain do you bring me!

O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!

Such pain do you bring me!

🎢 πŸŽΆπŸ”« πŸ’£ πŸ”ͺ πŸ—‘πŸŽΆ 🎢


For every year this Deathmas tree,

Brings to us such a killing spree,

O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!

Such pain do you bring me!

🎢 πŸŽΆπŸ”« πŸ’£ πŸ”ͺ πŸ—‘πŸŽΆ 🎢


O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!

You’ll ever be dying!

A symbol of horror and fear.

You’ll ever be dying!

🎢 πŸŽΆπŸ”« πŸ’£ πŸ”ͺ πŸ—‘πŸŽΆ 🎢


Each screaming bite

Each black bell knell

No one alive spreads cheer, for they’re all in Hell.

🎢 πŸŽΆπŸ”« πŸ’£ πŸ”ͺ πŸ—‘πŸŽΆ 🎢


O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!

You’ll ever be dying.

🎢 πŸŽΆπŸ”« πŸ’£ πŸ”ͺ πŸ—‘πŸŽΆ 🎢


Deathmas Tree Illustration By

Poet Rummager

Written By

 

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Merry Christmas, Darling

Killing contracts have all been filled.
The Deathmas crush is through.

But I still have one wish to make –
A heinous one for you.

Merry Deathmas, darling!
You’re head’s caved in, that’s true.
But everyday’s a helliday when I’m devouring you.

The thirty severed heads on my tree,
I wish I had sixty.
I wish it everyday.

Roasting eyeballs in the fire,
fill me with desire,
to dig up bodies from graves.

And I wish you Merry Deathmas.
Merry Deathmas, darling.
Horror New Year, too.

I have one wish on this Deathmasing —
on this Deathmasing
I wish more room
in the freezer
for you!

I wish more room
in the freezer
for you!

Merry, Merry Deathmas… Darling!


Β Written

by

Poet Rummager

Published by Dead Donovan

SlasherMonster Magazine

23 thoughts on “Horror Carol: O Deathmas Tree / Merry Christmas, Darling

      1. Just the usual. This year was my first sober Christmas. 😭 We were pulling crackers and what did I get but a keychain church key (bottle opener). Surely, ‘ tis a sign. πŸ˜‡
        All in all, it was a good Christmas. I hope it was the same for you and yours.

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        1. Really? That’s wonderful — congratulations!! Yes, surely a sign. Giving up a vice, opens the door to bigger and better things.

          It was tougher getting into the Christmas spirit this year, but I managed to find the real things that mattered in the end. πŸ™‚

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  1. Oglach is quite right.
    You are a pair of sickos. Lol. 😎
    Loved both poems.
    Dark,delicious and dangerous.

    Each black bell knell

    To dig up bodies from graves

    Good work guys. πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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