SMM EVENT: Write a Halloween Themed Haiku

Halloween’s ghoulish fingers are wiggling through the ground—soon the dark spirit will once again rise from the dead. You still haven’t stabbed an innocent pumpkin? Ye gads! SMM’s goblins are here to solve your squishy dilemma. Aw, look at that! All this candy is affecting your ability to frown, isn’t it? Tsk-tsk. No worries, takeContinue reading “SMM EVENT: Write a Halloween Themed Haiku”

Ivor Steven: Smashed Pumpkin Brains

  What’s it like to be an orange Pumpkin-head Only black sockets for eyes instead. And a cut-out smile full of seeds. Queer ears made of rings and beads. Inside, your brain is scooped out for pigs feed Leaving a dark void that doesn’t bleed. On top you’re like a crinkled dome. And your soreContinue reading “Ivor Steven: Smashed Pumpkin Brains”

SMM Event: Write a 50-Word Story About a Classic Monster

  Do you still have those horrific nights when you feel a shadow looming above your bed? You shut your eyes tightly and cling to your blanket with sweaty palms. Although you never go to church anymore, you find yourself praying, and promising God you’ll never watch porn again if you can just live through thisContinue reading “SMM Event: Write a 50-Word Story About a Classic Monster”

Scare Everyone: SMM 2017 Horror Writing Contest

Boo! Sharpen your scythe and put on that werewolf mask—SMM is celebrating Halloween. !!** SMM 2017 Halloween Writing Contest **!!  Stitch together a horror story, add a spark of electricity, and then watch your dark creation rise from the dead. If that sounds like fun, dip your raven quill inside a nearby bloodwell. Try notContinue reading “Scare Everyone: SMM 2017 Horror Writing Contest”

Horror Event: Are You B-B-Bad to the Bone?

Before we start our new event, congratulations to !!! Sheldon Kleeman !!!  He won Jodi’s Fleece Monster. Sharpen your axe…it’s time to get a little blood on your shirt. Masked maniacs roam inside the dark shadows of the horror genre. They love to slice and dice, but it’s an expensive hobby! There are only so manyContinue reading “Horror Event: Are You B-B-Bad to the Bone?”

Mr. Bonez…Had A Nightmare!

    Mr. Bonez fell asleep while reading a spell-book, and then woke to discover he’s living inside a nightmare! Characters of horrific lore inhabit a vacant cranium—are they real? Or just a figment of a dead man’s imagination? Film By

Carver Contest 2016: King Barabash

  Alright, you ghosts, ghouls and goblins! Step right up to the stage, but please…keep your guts to yourself. Swivel your eight eyeballs toward a grotesque masterpiece—this turban squash is green in the face and doesn’t mind showing you what it ate for dinner last night. Yuck! Don’t vomit in front of royalty! Or KingContinue reading “Carver Contest 2016: King Barabash”

Carver Contest 2016: Extra Dimensional Cenobite Squash

Are you in the mood to get hooked? This cenobite squash from a hellish dimension will teach you the true meaning of pain, but you’ll probably lose a little skin. Three eyes and crowned with embedded nails—a glowing grimace will ensure recurring nightmares for all eternity.   Comment, like, and vote on this year’s Carver 2016Continue reading “Carver Contest 2016: Extra Dimensional Cenobite Squash”

Carver Contest 2016: Demonic Pumpkin Cake

This is what happens when a demonic entity possesses a pumpkin cake! Say, “Happy Birthday!” to the spawn of Satan, but don’t get too close—this devilish delectable murders taste-buds and will possess you to eat the whole damn thing. Don’t lick his icing, either, unless of course, you like flesh and bloody sprinkles. Okay, who wants to blowContinue reading “Carver Contest 2016: Demonic Pumpkin Cake”

Mother Ghoul’s Nursery Rhymes: Jack & Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill to make whoopie in a barn. Jack heard licking sounds and found a vampire sucking a goat. Frustrated fangs tore into his throat. Now, Jack is hungry and chasing Jill around. Uh, oh—Jill fell down! Mother Ghoul invites you to make your own horror nursery rhyme using JackContinue reading “Mother Ghoul’s Nursery Rhymes: Jack & Jill”